Jesus, Take the Shin— (and Maybe Muzzle Me Too)
Proof that one box, one shin, and zero caffeine can undo your whole testimony—almost....
A bit of faith, a bit of feral, and whole lot of “Jesus take the wheel!”
Welcome to the disaster diary. I've got one tween with attitude, one toddler with a death wish, ADHD that forgot what it was saying halfway through this sentence, and Jesus on speed dial.
If you’re here, chances are something's on fire—your coffee, your schedule, maybe your last shred of sanity—and you just need five minutes where nobody asks you for snacks, solutions, or salvation in a casserole dish.
This space? You’ve stumbled into the spiritual equivalent of a group chat with Jesus, caffeine, and emotional damage. If your life feels like a sitcom written by someone with commitment issues and ADHD—welcome home.
This isn’t a place for people who have it all together. This is a place for people who are Googling “is rage praying a thing” while their toddler smears peanut butter on the cat.
Let’s laugh, cry, pray, and maybe overshare a little. Welcome to the mess. I’m glad you made it. You belong here.
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The Gospel According to Bubblewrap
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My Study Buddy is Feral (But Jesus Still Shows Up)
Trying to earn a degree while parenting a toddler feels like studying for finals… in a bounce house… during a food fight.
Thirsty For Jesus, But Not That Cup
Let me just say... my emotional support cup did not deserve this.
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